Office of Initial Coin Offerings
Department of Things That Are Not
Form NOT-1Application for an ICO

Application for an Initial Coin Offering

The applicant would like to sell you a token before it exists. The office has reviewed this request.

Name of coin
NOTICO
Ticker
NOTICO
Total supply
20,000,000, fixed forever
Presale
None
Promised returns
None whatsoever
NOT
ICO

1Statement of the applicant

An ICO is when someone sells you a coin before it does anything, and promises it will. NOTICO does the opposite. Nothing is sold before launch, nothing is promised after it, and the joke is the whole product.

It is a meme with a fixed supply, a public split and a contract anyone can read. That is all it is, and we would like to keep it that way.

2Schedule A: where the 20,000,000 go

80%: 16,000,000
Public liquidity pool on Raydium (Solana). The pool's liquidity tokens are burned, so the liquidity can never be pulled.
15%: 3,000,000
Community airdrop. Given away for free, never sold.
5%: 1,000,000
Team, held in an on-chain vesting stream (Schedule B).

3Schedule B: when the team can touch its 5%

Launch Month 3 Month 15
Locked. Nothing can be released.
Released evenly, a little every second, until month 15.

The schedule is fixed on-chain at launch in a stream that cannot be cancelled. Nobody can speed it up, including us.

4Instructions for obtaining NOTICO

  1. Wait for the token address to appear on this page. It goes to Solana devnet first.
  2. Get some for free in the airdrop, or swap for it on Raydium once the pool opens. The pool is seeded by the creator, so buying from it means buying tokens he put there.
  3. Check it yourself on Solscan: the fixed supply (minting switched off for good), the split, the vesting stream and the burned liquidity are all public.
  4. Ignore anyone who offers you NOTICO before the pool opens. That is not us.

5Frequently denied questions

So this is an ICO?
No. There is no presale, no private round and no allocation sold before launch. It says so in the name.
Can I get in early?
No. Nobody can. That is the point.
Does the creator profit?
Possibly. He holds the team's 5%, locked and then vested, and seeds the pool. That is why all of it is public.
What is it for?
Fun. It has no use, no roadmap and nobody working to raise its price.
Will it go up?
Most meme coins go to zero. Assume this one will.Approved answer

6Read this before anything else

NOTICO is a meme. It is not an investment, not a security and not financial advice. No return is promised. Only spend what you are happy to lose entirely.